Alice

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Alice is a person. Ze^[1] is most notably known for hir incredible coding skillz^[2], drawing sometimes, writing longer and shorter texts other times, but mostly ze just enjoys existing on a day-to-day basis. Alice is a spacer woman, Alice is a member of the Beastie Boys.^[?] Alice is a fraud broad. Alice is a verb + noun. Due to hir autistic ass brain, ze also spends a substantial amount of hir freetime browsing wikimedia commons in awe of the history and art of the world. After seeing this sick site Steve Jobs once said "Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Oh, wow." and quickly retired out of shame.^[3]

Media of Alice

Graphic hoard

Album covers

That make me wanna open Photoshop and slam my keyboard. In a good way.

Blinkies

Stamps

Gifs

Inspired by a-blue-in-a-sea-of-reds' gif collection. Credits are (if i know them!) in the title tag as usual.

Quiz results

YES THIS SECTION LOOKS UGLY GET OVER IT! (idk know how to fix it)

Cor blimey, I taste like Tea. I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?

I am a Novelty Hat. There are many sorts of novelty hat; some are genuinely funny, some are cliché and boring. I hope I am one of the genuinely funny ones, but I'm not entirely sure. I probably drink a lot. What Sort of Hat Are You?

I am a Breakout Bat. I am an abstract sort of creature, who dislikes any sort of restraint. If you try to pigeonhole me, I'll break the box, and come back for more. I don't have any particular ambitions, I just drift, but I am adept at keeping life going along. What Video Game Character Are You?

I am the sonnet, never quickly thrilled; Not prone to overstated gushing praise Nor yet to seething rants and anger, filled With overstretched opinions to rephrase; But on the other hand, not fond of fools, And thus, not fond of people, on the whole; And holding to the sound and useful rules, Not those that seek unjustified control. I'm balanced, measured, sensible (at least, I think I am, and usually I'm right); And when more ostentatious types have ceased, I'm still around, and doing, still, alright. In short, I'm calm and rational and stable - Or, well, I am, as much as I am able. What Poetry Form Are You?

Hello, I am

aunt, autistic, bbw admirer, bidyke, boy hater, butch-loving, chick, creative, diva, dude, dudette, dyke, esoteric, FT?, female-assigned, feminist, femme-ish, fluid, freak, gender challenged, genderfuck, genderqueer, happy, he-she, indifferent, LGBTQ, leftist, lesbian-identified, lovely, ma'am, manly-hearted woman, mixed-gendered, monoflexible, obsessed, she-man, simplex, sir, spiritual, theater fag, trampy, trans-loving, transqueer, uncle, whatever, who cares, whole-brained, witch, woman-loving

Who are you?